Less than two days for the long-awaited arrival of Italo Crazy Baton, our bizarre conductor that on Saturday, lead the customers in our hotel, during the execution of the first song of The Fun Hotel. Are You Ready to play?
In the meantime we would like to make you laugh, telling some jokes around this character.
1. A guy (not the guy of the picture…)walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This one's $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle. There's another one in the back room for $30,000."
"Holy moly! What does that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him 'Maestro'."
2. How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but then again, who's really watching?
3. A musical director wasn’t happy with the performance of one of the percussionists. Repeated attempts to get the drummer to improve failed. Finally, in front of the orchestra, the director cried in frustration,
"When a musician can’t handle their instrument, they give him two sticks and make him a drummer!"
A whisper was heard from the percussion section:
"And if he can’t handle that, they remove one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
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